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It was only after careful consideration Frank decided to title his debut novel, Booger. “I thought, if this thing actually caught on, they’d have to say, ‘Franklin E. Wales’ Booger is a best seller,” he says with a laugh. “We had a lot of fun with our first signing on that one. Jacki got this big witch's pot that we filled with clear gelatin and a liberal amount of blue sponge chunks, as well as three or four green ones. She covered the opening, and our gimmick was ‘Pick a green booger and win a book!' Warm gelatin has an amazing similarity to snot, when you can't see what you put your hand into. Seemed like everyone at the convention came by to pick a booger!"
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BOOGER $13.99
Not believing in his child’s night scares cost David Thurston his child’s life. Believing in them cost him nearly a decade of his own. It took the doctors at the Sunnyville Mental Institution seven years to convince David the only Boogeyman was in his mind. It took only a few weeks back in the outside world to convince him they might be wrong. As the people he cares most about are dealt horrible deaths, David is forced to choose between the unbelievable words of a homeless man, and the uncomforting facts of the doctors. All the while the words of his mother echo through his tormented mind…The Boogeyman will get him if he doesn’t watch out. |
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“Despite horror fiction and film being more popular than ever these days, it seems that the ‘breakthrough’ author in the genre is getting rarer and rarer, despite the successful Leisure line that spotlights icons like Richard Laymon and Jack Ketchum...That may change with Franklin E. Wales’ new novel, BOOGER. Here is a new and original voice from the ultimate fan-cum-artist. BOOGER is a challenging novel told in the simple, down-home style of Joe R. Landsdale. Think Stephen King surprises, Jack Ketchum terror, and Robert Bloch suspense and you have a small part of what Frank Wales delivers here---this BOOGER is a very special treat, worth a pickin’!” - Buried.com. |
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DEADHEADS: EVOLUTION $10.99 Featuring artwork by Joseph “Jody” Adams They are starting to think… It’s been two and a half years since the Deadhead Virus was let loose, raising the dead to walk the earth in search of human flesh. Now, as the remnants of humanity try to rebuild in the land of the living dead, legends are whispered of a warrior, part human, part Deadhead, who walks the line between both worlds. Gage Owens longs for the day when humans are once again at the top of the food chain. Lately he has noticed a disturbing trend: the Deadhead race is evolving… |
| Review: "Raw, fast-paced, and violent, with engaging characters you can identify with. If you're looking for more than that, then go buy The Horse Whisperer--this one's for people with guts” — Author/Director, Joe Monks |
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FRIEND $13.99
Four years ago a presence came to Coral Beach, Florida, and has been quietly feeding on the hearts and souls of the population ever since. Now the time has come to harvest what had been sown. As the death toll rises in an orgy of spilled blood, all that stands between this evil and the town is a broken-down pastor and his handful of life’s castoffs. To win they must first understand what they are facing. To lose means to bring Hell to Earth. |
| Review: "A master artisan of the macabre. No other author comes close to disturbing me to the point of sleeplessness. FRIEND proves no different." Bill Cassinelli, Bangor Horror Examiner. | |
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GAMEMASTER $13.99
A millionaire sociopath sits on death row for his calculated slaughter of several children. Bernard Hopkins is unconcerned with his approaching execution. He believes that the seeds he has sowed in this life will cleanse the world to his liking before he receives his life’s reincarnation. His only concern is that the world doesn’t not know that it was his superior intellect that designed the future that awaits them. A prison guard and a tabloid reporter franticly try and fit the pieces of a twisted puzzle together before time runs out. Curt Caulfield and Lisa Perkins are not sure if they are the masters of their own destinies, or simply puppets being manipulated by the GAMEMASTER. |
Review: "Gamemaster by Franklin E. Wales can only be described as riveting. It takes you by the throat, and despite your protests, just won't let go. It is in the thriller category as a cross between Silence of the Lambs and Stephen King's wildest dreams. The frightening truth is, it could happen, might even be happening, right now to my kids and yours. Gamemaster blurs the lines between our worse nightmares and today's realities. " - Marilyn Boutwell, English Specialist, LIU Brooklyn Campus. | |
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PURGATORY JUNCTION $7.99 SIX SOULS: ALL SIX WILL SUFFER IN PURGATORY |
| Review: "A western on the level of Jonah Hex and a must read for those who enjoy the genre!" --Eric S Brown, | |
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WOLVES OF WAR $13.99
The Wolves of War anthology is comprised of a series of short stories combining werewolves and the military. Frank's story "Homecoming" will be included. The story is actually a prelude to the novel, “Eaten” that Frank is currently at work on. |
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